Smooth bar
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BOND VILLAIN VIBES.
Sometimes being the bad guy smells better.
This dark and mysterious (dare we say, misunderstood?) bar brings together earthy notes of black leather, patchouli and oud wood blended with grassy vetiver.
A dash of pepper gives it bite. A touch of vanilla gives it a smile you shouldn’t trust. Smooth, but never safe.
Get lost in that rich shea lather and keep on scheming.
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Approximately 5 oz bar.
Handcrafted the old-school, cold-process way.
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No harsh chemicals.
Formulated without parabens, phthalates, or sulfates. Cruelty-free and vegan.
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Made in the USA.
Poured, cut, and cured in small batches.
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Carbon-neutral shipping.
Every order offsets its carbon footprint.


The good stuff.
What gives this bar its character.
Ingredients: saponified organic oils (olive, coconut, sunflower, sustainable palm, shea butter), fragrance, green chromium oxide, spirulina powder, black walnut extract, black iron oxide, mica, titanium dioxide
Why cold process matters.
Most commercial “soaps” are detergent bricks packed with synthetics - built to foam big and cost little.
Cold-process is a traditional handcrafted method that retains glycerin, a valuable natural moisturizer.
Real soap doesn't leave skin tight or stripped - and shouldn’t need a lotion to fix what it broke.
- Rated 5 out of 5 starsMysterious smell, great results!
This soap is my kind of soap. Dark and mysterious,it pairs well with my natural scent, that I don't even need to wear cologne. Lots of compliments.
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