IS YOUR SOAP DIFFERENT THAN THE SOAP I BUY AT THE DRUG STORE?
Yes - very.
Commercial brands essentially make detergent for your body. We make old-school, bona fide, “they-don’t-make-it-like-that-anymore” soap - using a traditional cold process that retains the rich, natural moisture, called glycerin. Glycerin is the gold of the soap world, highly prized for its hydrating, nourishing properties.
Knowing that, most commercial brands actually strip the glycerin out of their soap, only to add it to lotions, balms and moisturizing creams - effectively creating a need for an additional product after the chemicals and enzymes in their “soap” dries out your skin.
To put it another way, we make real soap. Theirs is basically a bad cover band.
DO YOU TEST YOUR PRODUCT ON ANIMALS?
Hell no, we keep critters out of it.
Our products are 100% cruelty-free. In fact, the only creatures we test ‘em on are friends and family. So you and Fluffy can rest easy.
WHAT HAPPENS IF A BEAR EATS A BAR OF MY SOAP?
Nothing will happen to the bear - on account of those natural ingredients we’ve been going on about (see first question).
You’ll probably feel like a doofus though. Also, your life may be in danger if there’s a bear in your bathroom. In which case, get out of the house and stop worrying about the bear.
On average, if you shower once a day, each bar lasts about 2 to 3 weeks. If you’ve got a heavy scrubbing habit, you’ll power through our soap a little quicker — and if you’re all about that #unshoweredlife you’ll get an extra couple weeks out of it.
Either way, remember to let it dry out between uses to maximize your soap’s mileage.
DO YOU SEND OUT SAMPLES?
We don’t do samples.
Our aim is always to minimize cost and waste — so we focus on our standard full-size bars.
We do, however, want you to feel great about our goods, which is why we offer free returns. More on that in the next Q.